Belated Happy Valentine’s Day

So our esteemed editor asks me to post something this morning because he’s busier than a Democrat at a whining convention. So here I am, posting as he requested, five hours later because I too have been busier than Harry Reid’s real estate consultant. Here are a three beautiful Valentine’s Day stories that I am sure will enthrall and entertain you:

Get your fat ass out of that SUV, earth killer!

No Bouquet for you!

Flowers are evil; send cash instead.

(To my wife of almost 17 years, my sis who turns [age deleted] today, to my mom, and to my niece, four big kisses!)

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