It’s tough being fidel…

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What with all the slamming, accusing, and lambasting that he’s been doing. All while trying to recover from a botched but secret operation. Just 3 headlines from my morning news alert today…
Castro Slams Bush on Climate Change
Alalam News Network – Tehran,Iran
HAVANA, May 30–Cuban leader Fidel Castro has denounced President Bush for opposing the EU’s goal for an agreement on carbon emissions at next week’s Group …
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Castro accuses Bush of seeking his death
Gulf Times – Doha,Qatar
HAVANA: Cuban leader Fidel Castro accused US President George W Bush of wanting to have him killed in an article released on Monday, the most recent in a …
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Castro Lambasts Bush on G-8 Agenda Item
Town Hall – Washington,DC,USA
Convalescing Fidel Castro lambasted President Bush on Tuesday for opposing the European Union’s goal for an agreement on carbon emissions at next week’s …
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6 thoughts on “It’s tough being fidel…”

  1. Why would President Bush want to have Fidel killed? His “tennis” will be stretching in no time without W’s help.

  4. Actually, I was trying to work on a “MadLib” type of template for a Fidel article.
    Cuban (PROFESSION) Fidel Castro (ADVERB) complained to all that would listen about (COUNTRY). Fidel is (A MOOD) that (SAME COUNTRY) and the United States (VERB) together. This new partnership is spreading (DISEASE) in poor nations all over (A PLANET). (HOLLYWOOD CELEBIRTY) (VERB, PAST TENSE) at Fidel’s side as he (VERB ENDING IN -ED) in front of media representatives.

  5. Ok heres another one
    Cuban (PROFESSION) Fidel Castro, (ADVERB) called (UNFLATTERING NICKNAME) by millions around the globe (VERB) today in front of a television audience. (EXCLAMATION) cried Fidel, as he (VERB PAST TENSE) on stage. “(EXCALAMTION)” stated (MEMBER OF THE CUBAN INNERCIRLCE), “we are (ADJECTIVE) now for sure.” Fidel was (VERB PAST TENSE) to a (BUILDING). “We will have to (VERB) his (BODY PART)” said spanish doctor (NAME OF FAMOUS PERSON). We will have to wait and see if he will lose his (BODY PART). (HOLLYWOOD CELBERTY) (ADVERB) to Fidel’s side, and offered to donate his (BODY PART) if need be. Millions of (NOUN) around (PLANET) are said to be (VERB ENDING IN -ING) for a quick recovery. “Fidel is a hero to (OCCUPATION) everywhere” said (ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD CELBERTY). (HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR) is trying to secure rights to make a (NOUN) about Fidel’s life.
    okokok thats about all for today, someone else take opver and have fun.

  6. Actually, I don’t think it’s at all tough being Fidel. A dead body frozen on ice doesn’t really have much to think about.
    Cheers,
    -Anatasio

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