Just when you thought things couldnt possibly get more absurd…

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China bans reincarnation:

China Bans Reincarnation
The Chinese Communist dictatorship has now reached into the afterlife – authorities have banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission.
In what Newsweek calls “one of history’s more absurd acts of totalitarianism,” China’s State Administration for Religious Affairs issued a statement saying the new law is “an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation.”

Now, if we could just get Cuba to do the same, it will ensure that fidel castro cannot come back as, say, an ox, or, better yet a cockroach or something.
H/T Scott G.

8 thoughts on “Just when you thought things couldnt possibly get more absurd…”

  1. It is true none of us want another fidel castro. But if he is reincarnated I think he is best suited to be some kind of intestinal bacteria. It is after all appropriate. He is drowning in his own shit now so he should pick up where he left off. He should only be reincarnated on the condition that he live in a “world of shit” to quote a sargent I knew at Fort Polk (US Army) boot camp.

  2. That’s the problem with delusional commie dictators, they believe they are the supreme beings of the universe.

  4. CubanRdneck:
    LOL. Love your comment. My dad always says that “En Cuba, todos los culos saben leer”.

  5. Noooo! Not a cucaracha! They breed by the millions of something like that! He’d overtake the world with his “cockroach’s paradise” and they’d all come back down the Sierra Maestra. We’d have to call Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones to get rid of them.

  6. Speaking of reincarnation. There are times (rare times) when a person does not reincarnate. Well, right away, anyway. A certain ruler on a certain island fits right into that category!
    Anywho, how about this?! Fidel’s last time in public before the “silence.” Hmm… the video looks like chaos to me! Unscripted questions by someone from a real press! That scared him! To the point he had to go on a tirade! Maybe that tirade caused him to blow a colon? Ja ja ja!

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