Let’s have a little fun, shall we?

You know most, if not all, members of the MSM have obituaries for many “famous” people and “celebrities” including actors, athletes, dignitatries, heads of state, etc…, already written and ready for publication the instance the death of that person is officially announced. Not wanting to be late to the party, and as suggested by Babalú reader Asombra, we’re going to do the exact same thing here, with a slight twist.
When the news of the already dead dictator is finally announced by the soon to be dead Cuban government, we here at Babalú will post obituaries as written by you all. Yes, that’s right, you get a chance to write fidel castro’s obituary.
You can write it however you like, be it reality based or fictitious. Be it serious or comical. You can send your obit of the bearded bastard to val – at – babalublog – dot – com.
Now get to it. You really dont have much time….

11 thoughts on “Let’s have a little fun, shall we?”

  1. “When the news of the already dead dictator is finally announced by the soon to be dead Cuban government”
    Music to my ears.

  2. Today the world was finally liberated of bearded, barbaric dictator, fidel castro ruz. castro, 81 years old, died when his artificial anus malfunctioned and exploded and could not be repaired. Doctors said he was racked with pain for days when the hospital ran out of morphine because of the embargo.
    News from hell is that castro is a little warm but has adapted well and is enjoying the company of his old friends Ché and Vilma and is anxious to be reunited with his brother, Raúl.

  3. St. Peter is very upset, there are thousands of soals crowding the entrance. The bearded dicatator hasn’t been in hell long and he’s already causing a mass exodus!

  4. Breaking News
    Today fidel castro died after choking on regurgutated excrement (shit). Witnesses said the smell was so overwhelming that the entire hospital was evacuated.
    New Breaking News
    The Chinese shovels have not arrived due to a payment problem and no one has volunteered to dig the grave with their bare hands. The toxic air polluting maggot ridden corpse is rotting away awaiting the shovels.
    More New News at 10
    Will the shovels arrive before the evacuatiuon spreads?

  5. I think the idea is to mail the obits to Val at his Babalu e-mail address (right sidebar) so he can post them when the death is made official, not before.

  6. borrowed from Hillaire Belloc
    Here richly, with ridiculous display,
    The dictator’s corpse was laid away.
    While all of his followers sneered and slanged,
    I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.

  7. borrowed from Hillaire Belloc
    Here richly, with ridiculous display,
    The dictator’s corpse was laid away.
    While all of his followers sneered and slanged,
    I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.

  8. You and me both Maruka. Tu no sabes el coco que yo me estaba haciendo. I really wanted him to get better. Well enough to see him wearing that trendy little number Saadam wore around his neck.
    Sigh!

  9. oh Thankkkkkkkkkkkk you sweet Jesus. I kept holding back doing number TWO so I could take my dump on his casket as soon as they put it into the ground in Mazorra. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh that feel soooooooooo Gooodddddddd odddddddddddd. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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