Stop the presses!!! Hold your horses!!! WAITAMINUTEWAITAMINUTEWAITAMINUTE!!!!
Where, pray tell, oh where, pray tell, is fidel?
I do not know where fidel is
I do not know, Cuban I am
I havent seen him here or there
I havent seen him anywhere.
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Coño Val me asustastes, no me jodas asi
Val, you made my heart skip a beat! I must admit I enjoyed the thought of his demise tremendously. Well, I’ll be doing my friday afternoon regular toast to his death in about 3 hours, got an excellent bottle of wine waiting and some serrano ham and manchego cheese to go with it.
I just wanna know where the bearded bastard poster child is right now.
If you don’t find him within the month, you’ll nose him as you go by the island, to misquote a line or two.
Silly Val, he’s right here:
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Don’t ya know? The last Friday of each month he meticulously washes his Adidas outfit . . .
They are keeping him in heavy starch so he’ll be ready to iron at a moment’s notice.
He’s writing his “reflexiones” y cagando por dos culos que tiene. That my friends – takes a lot of time.
He remains in the private hospital beneath the Consejo de Estado in Havana.
Cards – or bombs – may be sent to that address.