Where Does He Come Up With this Stuff?

When you sit there and read or listen to the stuff that comes out of Hugo Chave’z mouth, do you wonder where he gets all that crap?

If you guessed the crap depot, the number one producer of crap since 1959, the most fertile manure field in the last half century, the man with the crapper touch, in that everything he touches turns to crap, you guessed right.

From the Miami Herald:

On Chavez’s delusion that the CIA, working with the CNN is out to get him:

The empire has created the propitious conditions for violence and domestic conflicts. During Chávez’s latest visit on Nov. 21, I spoke to him very seriously about the risk of assassination to which he was constantly exposing himself by riding in open vehicles.

On Chavez’s threats to cut of oil sales to the Empire and reek havoc on the world economy with $200/bbl oil:

The empire’s irresponsible government does not pause one minute to think that such an assassination, or a civil war in Venezuela, because of its enormous reserves of hydrocarbons, would make the globalized world economy explode.

Then again, the crap must be freely flowing in Havana these days with the likely hood that the stooge that laid the golden 100,000 barrel a day egg may very well be on the way to the political slaughter house.