Oh ye of little faith…

And the wrathful Lord sent his aquatic mammals to smite the black-feathered birds who were formerly brown. And the holy sea creatures did smite the birds with the great fury and in overtime.
But then the Lord spake and said, “Woe to the unbelievers! They shall be frozen forever in desolation’s outhouse! Woe to they who worshiped the feline animals from the North!”
Yea and I sayeth unto you, repent befouler of Dolphins! Repent and ask forgiveness for your sins!

3 thoughts on “Oh ye of little faith…”

  1. I don’t know what made me happier today, seeing the dolphins finally get a win, poor guys, or
    In case you missed it, one of the “worst teams in the NFL” BEAT DALLAS. Wait, it gets better- we won WITH MCNABB!

  2. LOL! I’m not much of a professional football fan George (on the fairly rare occasions I do feel like watching football being played, I tend to prefer small college ball, and seeing it played live), but I had laugh at your post here, primarily because it reminded me of Michael Palin’s monk character from Monty Python and the Holy Grail reading from the “Book of St. Atilla”! 🙂

  3. Precisely my inspiration! Here it is in all of it’s mad, perverse, sacrilegious genius:

    A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
    Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, “Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals … Now did the Lord say, “First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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