Ode to Obama

I felt the literary need to post the following poem sent to me by reader Liborio Pataplancha:
Ama-geddon (???-??????)
Obama
Obam-Obama-Dama
Mister Change-O-Rama
Oh what a drama
In Houston, not in Alabama,
Some Commie mama
Set up some panorama —
Oh God Damma —
Pimpin’ Che like the Dalai Lama
Or some skank from Delta-Gamma
And now, oh ‘Bama,
Obam-Obama-Dama
Mister Change-O-Rama,
Yo’ hidden red pajama,
Yo’ plan-o-rama,
Got filmed in Cinerama —
Oh God Damma –
And neither Oprah nor Osama
Nor any spittin’ llama
Can save yo’ ass, oh ‘Bama
Obam-Obama-Dama
Mister Change-O-Rama
Oh Bam! Oh Bam-Che-Bama,
Bam-Che-Bam-Che-Bam-Che-Bama
Che-Bama-Bin-Bama
Obam-Obama-Dama
Ohhhh-Bama!
by Liborio Pataplancha

4 thoughts on “Ode to Obama”

  1. This is a great rhyme! Kudos. I think that it should be song to the tune of that 1960’s song by Shirley Ellis, “The Name Game”

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