The incredibly flexible global warming theory

So flexible in fact that contradictory evidence merely bounces off.

…the ice between Canada and southwest Greenland right now has reached its greatest extent in 15 years.

More ice? How can that be, if earth temperatures are rising?

‘Weather is a phenomenon which changes from year to year and right now the atmosphere has changed so we have cold weather. That will certainly mean that melting ice in the North Pole will be less this year, but next year the situation can look completely different,’ according to Henriksen.

But I thought…
What a bunch of bunk.
H/T: Newsbusters