Because Sometimes You Just Need to Laugh a Little

Some Barack Obama jokes for you…
“The founders of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream are endorsing Barack Obama instead of Hillary Clinton, which makes sense because Baracky Road is a catchier name for an ice cream than Pantsuits and Cream.” –Conan O’Brien
“According to a new poll, Barack Obama has a 24-point lead over Hillary Clinton in North Carolina. Obama is doing particularly well with one important demographic: voters.” –Amy Poehler
“Everyone is so concerned now where all of the candidates are born. McCain was born on a military base in Panama. Hillary was born outside Chicago, and if you believe the media, Barack Obama was born in a manger.” –Jay Leno
“Barack Obama, of course, in the news. This weekend, Senator Barack Obama tried bowling. And his bowling score was a very low 37 — terrible score, 37, yeah. Afterwards, Obama told reporters, ‘That’s it, no more white guy sports for me. That’s it.’ He canceled his weekend at Hockey Camp.” –Conan O’Brien

“Barack Obama called Hillary today to thank her for distracting everyone away from the whole crazy pastor thing. Obama’s campaign is all about hope — hope Hillary keeps saying stupid crap and getting herself in trouble.” –Craig Ferguson
“It is true that just in the last two weeks Hillary Clinton has had over 200 phone calls telling her in order to win the presidency she must stay on the road for the next two years. It is not true they were all from Bill.” –Roger Ailes of FoxNews
“It was quite a weekend, politically. Yesterday, an estimated 75,000 people attended a Barack Obama rally on the banks of the the Willamette River. … And if you believe the media, listen to this. After the rally, Barack Obama fed them all with just five loaves of bread and two fish. Amazing!” –Jay Leno
“The Reverend Jesse Jackson told CNN that he’s planning to endorse Barack Obama for president. Experts say this is a risky move for Jackson, because hardly anything rhymes with ‘Barack Obama.’ ” –Conan O’Brien
“Oh, and Barack Obama made another woman faint today. The bad news, it was Hillary when she saw the poll numbers.” –Jay Leno
“Senator Hillary Clinton has now lost eight primaries in a row to Barack Obama. Hillary dismissed Obama’s success by saying, ‘He’s only winning states with a huge African-American population — like Maine.'” –Conan O’Brien