Take a look at the great reforms that raul the munificent has made in Cuba. Now Cubans don’t have to steal from tourists, they have another option: they can beg now that they are allowed to interact with them on the beach. No shoes, clothes, soap or shampoo? Not a problem as long as you have castrocare and a license to grift.

“God please bring health to all the tourists in the world, because they’re sooo good.”

Yes, freedom through humiliation. That’s the new battle cry.

H/T Ernesto