BREAKING NEWS!!!

STOP THE PRESSES!!! The following super important news item in from Cuba:

“Cuban Socialist Chicken” lays world record egg..171 grams

Update: Ive just received confirmation from secret chicken science sources on the island that the hen – dubbed “Manuel A. Tellechea” for its penchant of forcing whoppers from its nether regions – is in healthy and stable condition and will return to its daily duties of eating what the other chickens peck. Stay tuned for further updates…

41 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS!!!”

  1. George, that’s terrible – keep your day job.

    For crying out loud, this is as bad as the genetic super cow with the piped in classical music in her magical barn. I don’t know whether to laugh or be shocked.

    Sigh.

    We have become such an embarrassment as a result of the machinations of the bearded one.

  2. Val, you couldn’t be more right about the fowl stench emanating from those nether regions.

  3. If Fidel were still alive, he would be claiming a revolutionary breakthrough and cloning the freaking chicken and at the end he would end up with pigeon size egs, like he did with “Ubre blanca”and the midget cattle he bred,LMAO

  4. Peter,

    I believe they call that midget cow the “Manuel A Tellechea” as well. It’s small, it’s useless, it’s full of sour milk and spends all day chewing its own cud.

  5. Val,
    Did I ever tell you you’re my hero? You’re everything I wish I could be…You are the wind beneath my wings.

  6. thank you, Alberto.

    I suppose I should have mentioned that the “mini” cows whose genetic engineering didnt go all that well, the ones that ended up looking like stubby, stocky, steroidally imbalanced, small skulled “cows” are referred to as the “Alex Hernandez” strain of the Manuel A. Tellechea mini cow and they have all been shipped out to remote regions of the countryside where there are no women and many lonely lonely farmers.

  7. Val, you are so right. Thank goodness you have this blog so that people like us, who hang on your every utterance, can read your insightful commentary and tell you how right you are.

  8. It isnt about who’s right, righter or rightest, but about just how incredibly right it feels to be right, the rightest amount of times.

    The steroidically enhanced exploding head mini-cows are just the gravy.

  9. Alberto, you are so right that George is so right that Val is even more right. But then again, what do I know?

  10. Wow, Val! Again, you are just sooooo right. It is nothing less than amazing. I don’t understand half the words you write, but they all sound so right. So much so that
    we all have to keep repeating how right you are in comment after repititious comment until the comment counter explodes.

  11. “You are the man”

    No, man – you are, really

    “No dude . . . YOU really are the man.”

    No, seriously man, you are and I mean – you rock.

    “No dude, you rock more than I could ever rock.”

    . . . . you guys are crackin’ me up.

  12. Alberto,

    I cant argue with that last statement as you are so right my right side hurts. Which, in my case, can be what to others is the left side, but since its me, and Im always right, I have two right sides.

  13. CubaWatch,

    the Iroc was a popular car alright, but could it lay massive eggs like the Manuela A Tellechea hen?
    I doubt it.

  14. Claudia,

    I wasn’t gonna say it – I really wasn’t – I have many Italian friends so this is really just a joke – I’m serious . . . the joke used to be that it stood for . . . ..

    you know where I’m going with this don’t you?

    LOL

  15. No you are all wrong. Val is not right 100% of the time, after all, we’re not talking about just anyone here. Val is the primero Cuban Don. You have to use the Cuba’s method of calculation and factor in the social benefits. Val is right 376%, while the rest of you are only right in varying degrees from 116%-286%.

  16. Val,

    That egg most be full of shit just like the Castro “Rebolution” has been for the last 49 years.

    The best part of it is that now the main Cagalitroso in Jefe himself is condemned on shitting in a bag for the rest of the time he has here on earth before his upcoming trip to hell.

    Payback is a Bitch!

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