Hey, guess what?

The US State Department states there are human rights violations in Cuba.

Can you believe it?

Maybe if we lift all restrictions against that misunderstood Cuban government, give that poor government some major handouts and let Americans exercise their God given right to travel freely to Cuba and enjoy mojitos while tanning and frolicking on the beaches before heading out on a night out on the town with some hot, Cuban geneticists by day hookers by night, all those nasty old human right abuses will be just a thing of the past. Old hat, as they say.