Attaboy, Kolan!

Special Olympics bowler: I can beat the president!

The top bowler for the Special Olympics looks forward to meeting President Barack Obama in an alley.”He bowled a 129. I bowl a 300. I could beat that score easily,” Michigan’s Kolan McConiughey (KO-lahn Mc-KAHNA-he) told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.

The athletic-minded president made an offhand remark Thursday on “The Tonight Show” comparing his weak bowling to “the Special Olympics or something.” He quickly apologized and told the Special Olympics chairman he wants to have some of its athletes visit the White House to bowl or play basketball.

McConiughey, who is mentally disabled, is just the bowler for the job. He’s bowled five perfect games since 2005.

The 35-year-old McConiughey has been bowling since he was 8 or 9. His advice for Obama? Practice every day.

This kid has bowled five perfect games (i.e., scores of 300) since 2005. Special, indeed.

3 thoughts on “Attaboy, Kolan!”

  1. Take the teleprompter away from this bullshit artist of a President we have today(as it happened last night during Jay Leno’s show)and look what happens.

    What a bubbling, classless, incompetent and unprofessional bullshit act this former Senator from Illinois is turning out to be.

    It does not surprise me at all what we’re witnessing today.

    And then they used to call George W. Bush an idiot.

    Well, look who’s the real idiot now.

  2. Forgot to add the most important word, arrogant to the list of adjectives that our current President possesses.

    If it weren’t for the MSM that is totally in the tank for him and goes to great lengths to justify his chronic foot-in-the-mouth disease, his screwed-up policies, and his lies to the people, he would have been toast by now with America with only sixty days in office.

    What a quick way to make a mess out this great country.

    Change has surely arrived for America and definitely not for the better.

  3. Much like the Clintonistas’ failure to rein in Clinton’s bimbo eruptions, Obama’s handlers need to wean him off that telepromting addiction or they’re looking at 4 loooong years in a continual spin cycle.

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