Contrary to the rumors being spread around by the vast right-wing conspirators, the media is not in the tank for President Obama. The media is as impartial as they have always been when it comes to dealing with human leaders. However, when you’re talking about a deity, that’s a different story.
Newsweek editor Evan Thomas is an impartial journalist when he addresses the issues affecting the US and the world when it has to do with mere mortals. But, who can blame them for losing all that impartiality when it comes to Obama? Obama is not a mortal — he is a god. A wonderful and loving god. Obama is… their god. And what else can they do but to show their deference to the Holy One?
I leave you all with the following verses from the book of Obama:
Chapter 4, verses 22 through 27: 22. And behold, Obama raised his hand and the holy teleprompter rose from the earth, its mystical and holy words visible only to the chosen One. 23. Obama read those words and many rejoiced and were comforted, although the words were meaningless to all them. 24. And like lightning that strikes from the east to west, Obama left the multitudes and entered the holy flying craft, Air Force-One. 25. The multitudes chanted his holy mantra, “yes we can, yes we can,” as they watched the holy Air Force-One lift to the heavens for Obama had named this night a holy date night. 26. While the multitudes searched for morsels to eat, their empty stomachs rejoiced that Obama was enjoying an expensive dinner at a trendy, yet holy, Manhattan restaurant with his trendy, yet holy, wife, Michelle. 27. And the multitudes also rejoiced that after their holy dinner, the One and his holy wife were then going to enjoy an entertaining and trendy, yet holy, Broadway show.
This is the word of the One.
Thanks be to Obama