“Kill Cubans–Not Flies!” says PETA

“Human beings often don’t think before they act,” laments PETA while explaining their reaction to President Obama’s unthinking fly “execution.” “We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals.”

Close on the heels of their consciousness-raising campaign for fly compassion, PETA has launched a vegetarian campaign using Che Guevara’s 24 year-old granddaughter, Lydia, dolled up in commie beret and topless, though strategically covered by twin bandoliers of carrots. “Join the Vegetarian Revolution!” reads the campaign’s slogan, which will debut in Argentina (no less, where lamb is considered a vegetable) this fall, then goes international.

“Revolution runs in my blood,” chirped Lydia in a recent interview with Spain’s El Mundo. “I will never soil the great things achieved by my grandfather.”

“It’s a homage of sorts to her grandfather,” explains PETA publicity chief Michael McGraw about the organization’s ad.

Swatting a fly involves “a lack of thinking,” according to PETA. But paying homage to a Stalinist mass-murderer who craved “millions of atomic victims for the victory of socialism!” and reveled in shattering the skulls of teenaged boy convulsed in death throes apparently involves ratiocination of the highest order. Lydia Guevara’s attire and raised fist, a tribute to the totalitarian movement that killed more people in the 20th century than the Black Death killed in the 14th, apparently also shows topnotch cerebral acuity by PETA .

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4 thoughts on ““Kill Cubans–Not Flies!” says PETA”

  1. Humberto, were you able to locate the personal story behind this “diva” $%&*? Is she the sister of Canek? What Guevara kid was her parent? Did she live in Cuba and then move to the US or has she never lived in Cuba? I’ve looked in several sources, and I can’t even find how she is related to Che.

    I have to admit it would be funny if she is only an imposter and not even related. Thanks.

  2. This is a small, insignificant blip on the infamy radar. Of course it’s disgusting, but so are a lot of things that go on daily, and we simply can’t go after each and every one of them. Let the opportunistic little bimbo have at it with the PETA loons. They deserve each other. Anyone who takes either of them seriously is, well, you do the math.

  3. I don’t even think she’s related to Che. I can’t find any corroboration of how she is related anywhere on the internet.

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