10 thoughts on “A message for Juanes”

  1. Now Val, you know if you talk like that you’ll never get the Moderate merit badge that so many Cubans will go to almost any length to earn. I mean, you might even get a stern scolding from that pillar of moderation, Carlos Saladrigas (and I shudder to think what the CANF people might say about your, uh, extremist outburst). No doubt half the columnists over at Nuevo Herald are appalled at your behavior. Maybe you should talk to Emilio Estefan about your anger issues. Really, this is no way to get a photo opportunity next to Hillary Clinton, and you will definitely never get a crack at Shakira with that kind of attitude. Oh, and forget getting FIU to name a scholarship after you. Try to be more, you know, pragmatic. Come to think of it, maybe a nice, long talk with Joe Garcia would be just the thing…

  2. Ricardo
    September 1st, 2009 at 9:31 PM
    Ese tipo Juanes es tremendo come mierda and a major Mother F….r, ehijo

    “I’d like to buy a ‘ucke’, Pat …

    Move your ass, Vanna, and turn `em over …”

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