A message from a Coakley voter

Just received this:

Why I voted for the Democrat candidate in Mass today:

  • I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my boat.
  • I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
  • I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
  • I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
  • I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.
  • I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
  • I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
  • I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
  • I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as IT sees fit.
  • I voted Democrat because I believe we need liberal judges to rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
  • I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.


(H/T Honey)

4 thoughts on “A message from a Coakley voter”

  1. What is shocking is that democrats I know have basically admitted this, in slightly different more politically correct language, and what is really scary is that they don’t hear what they themselves are saying. Yes, their heads are so far up their asses that not only will they never have a point of view, they live in a very dark, odorous unhappy place. I hope today is the beginning of the end of the Marxist takeover of America.

  2. Well, I reserve the right to marry whomever I want as well. And if Republicans want to be true to small government, then that which is not specifically disallowed in the US Constitution shall not be abridged by the government. I don’t recall the US Constitution specifying that marriage was between a man and a woman exclusively, so please don’t have the government make any laws that impede my rights. That’s all – thanks for listening!

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