“The Words of Che Guevara on Your IPhone!”–Hot Damn!

Hasta la Victoria Siempre!
Hasta la Victoria Siempre!

You KNEW it HAD to be coming!..Well here it is!

“Now you can carry around Che Guevara’s quotes on your iPhone!” just announced by the good folks at Iphone !

Alas……We greatly fear many of Ernesto ‘Che” Guevara’s pithiest quotes might be missing from this fascinating product?…A sampling:

Don’t Shoot! I’m Che! I’m worth to you more alive than dead!” (whimpered with an Eddie Haskell-in-front-of June Cleaver-esque smile while dropping his fully-loaded weapons when he and guerrilla charge Willi (that’s exactly TWO flunky Communist guerrillas) were confronted by (exactly TWO) Bolivian soldier on Oct. 8th 1967 in Quebrada de Yuro Bolivia.)

““The Negro is indolent and spends his money on frivolities and booze, whereas the European is forward-looking, organized and intelligent.”

“What will our Revolution would do for blacks?–why, we’ll do for blacks exactly what blacks did for the Cuban revolution. By which I mean: NOTHING!”

“The negro has mantained his racial purity by his well known habit of avoiding baths” (as if he had room to talk)

“The solutions to the world’s problems lie behind the Iron Curtain…..If the nuclear missiles had remained we would have fired them against the heart of the U.S. including New York City. The victory of socialism is well worth millions of atomic victims.”

“Mexicans are a rabble of illiterate Indians.”

Animalitos” (referring to Bolivian campesinos)

Hatred as the central element of our struggle!…Hatred that is INTRANSIGENT…( Hah!)….hatred so violent that it propels a human being beyond his natural limitations, making him violent and cold- blooded killing machine…We reject any peaceful approach. Violence is inevitable. To establish Socialism rivers of blood must flow!… The imperialist enemy must feel like a hunted animal wherever he moves. Thus we’ll destroy him! These hyenas (Americans) are fit only for extermination. We must keep our hatred alive and fan it to paroxysm! The victory of Socialism is well worth millions of atomic victims!” (thus spake the icon of flower children)

“My nostrils dilate while savoring the acrid odor of gunpowder and blood…Crazy with fury I will stain my rifle red while slaughtering any vencido that falls in my hands! With the deaths of my enemies I prepare my being for the sacred fight and join the triumphant proletariat with a bestial howl!”

We certainly look for the good folks at Iphone to give us a properly historically-accurate product!

Entire intransigence here.

9 thoughts on ““The Words of Che Guevara on Your IPhone!”–Hot Damn!”

  1. “His thoughts are as relevant today as they were back in his day.” Beam me up, Marcantonio.
    What planet are these people on?

  2. What a filthy piece of rotting flesh. If ever anyone didn’t deserve the air that he breathed, it was Che [well, right after fidel].

  3. As usual, when you read the comments below the article, you are reminded once again just how deeply pervasive this myth is. It just makes my blood boil – the sheer impotence of it all…

  4. As we speak…one of those Black Cubans that the pig Guevara despised, Patriot ORLANDO ZAPATA TAMAYO IS NEAR DEAD. He was taken from Amalia Simoni Hospital in Camaguey to El Hospital Militar of Habana. He has been on a hunger strike for almost 3 months in protest of the horrible conditions of captivity in Camaguey. Yesterday, State security denied his mothers efforts to travel with him to Habana where they took him. She was left on the street crying for her son. The doctors at the camaguey prison said that Orlando Zapata Tamayo will not make.
    Yet, State security took him away from where his family is, to die alone.
    This is cruelty for the joy of it against a Black Cuban Family.

  5. Henry, you meant figuratively right? As Tamayo was born in 1967 – the same year the Bolivians took out the trash.

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