Where forth art thou, Janet Reno?

Great satire post by Charlie Crist (Jack M.) at Ace’s:

Oh…and maybe I’ll try to get Bill Clinton a Congressional Gold Medal for sending that Cuban punk back to Havana. During the primary campaign, I came to appreciate just how prudent and farsighted a gesture that was. In fact, as I gazed upon the increasing distance between myself and Speaker Rubio in the polls, I often found myself asking “Where is Janet Reno when she’s really needed?”

So, that’s pretty much it. Repealing the tanning tax and deporting inconvenient Cubans before they have a chance to grow up and run against you.

Read the whole excellent thing.

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