You can’t make this stuff up

This is a delicious treat for your after lunch enjoyment:

“He [Algore] pleaded, grabbed me, engulfed me in embrace, tongue kissed me, massaged me, groped by breasts and painfully squeezed my nipples through my clothing, pressed his pelvis against mine, rubbed my buttocks with his hands and fingers and rubbed himself against my crotch, saying, ‘You know you want to do it.'”

Finally she got away. Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her “to just suck it up; otherwise, the world’s going to be destroyed from global warming.”

She got a lawyer and made an appointment to talk with authorities. She canceled and did not tell police until January 2009 and even then did not press charges.

R.O.T.F.L.M.F.A.O!

Her “friends” are perfect representations of liberal/progressives!

12 thoughts on “You can’t make this stuff up”

  1. Thanks George! Posts like this will help me shed some extra pounds. Please do it again right after dinner.

    • Jewbana, LOL! I’m sure Wife of Pitbull will have a similar reaction!

      Gigi, I’m not commenting on her credibility per se; obviously she had to go through a long process of soul-searching to finally go to the police. That said, however, it does not speak well of her that she waited as long as she did, and it definitely doesn’t speak well of her friends who advised her (!) to ignore the incident for the sake of “politics.” It is disgusting — and perfectly in line with EVERYTHING the lib/progressives do. They have ZERO principles.

  2. Agree. But the fact she’s waited this long to come out really does a number on her “credibility” as a victim, though personally I believe everything she has recounted in her tapes; it’s consistent with the algore egotistical persona, and very Clintonesque. But now she is planning to sue. Maybe she waited till the algore divorce was announced, or his net worth hit the newspapers; who knows. I don’t think, however, that she kept quiet over global warming fears — if that is the case, I hope the judge throws out her lawsuit as frivolous. Looks to me like she wanted make sure her timing was right, not when he was getting all the accolades from the Nobel cmtee and the usual lunatic fringe. She could have pressed charges in a much better position had she come forward right after the episode. IMHO, if she is ditzy enough to listen to greenie friends, then she deserves to have her suit thrown out.

  3. What is really relevant and something the MSM hasn’t commented on is that Gore made very urgent changes his and his wife’s finances and real estate properties after the massage therapist filed the police report. It is public knowledge that the Al and Tipper Gore transferred all of their properties from their own names into a “limited liability company” or LLP which I understand is legally a separate entity and cannot be liable if someone files a suit.

    The fact that Tipper is now divorcing Al is probably due to the fact that she’s given up hope of ever becoming “the First Lady” and is tired of his Philandering

  4. I am very suspicious. This sounds like a conservative dirty trick – especially the bit about her liberal friends worrying about a setback for global warming.
    What a good SNL sketch this would make.

  5. Gigi- I don’t think that she did wait to come forward, a police report was filed October 2006. The Portland Tribune has had this story since 2007 and sat on it until the Enquirer broke it.

  6. Oh, please. It’s obviously a vast right-wing conspiracy. Again. I mean, isn’t it always? Like, get a clue.

    But seriously, if the masseuse’s story is reasonably accurate, this fatuous jerk is even more of a loser than I’d imagined. The whole thing sounds beyond pathetic, and I expect even Bill Clinton thinks so. Way to go, Tipper!

  7. Al Gore is a perv? What a surprise…NOT! The most delicious part of the story is when she was told to “take one for the team” on behalf of global warming.

  8. The interesting coming out of this-as well as jurnolistgate-is that all hell is coming down on these two libs (Gore and Weigel) after each dared to step off the plantation and question some of the actions/policy of the libs in power (Gore questioning Obama on his response to the oil spill, and Weigel was nosing around on the black panther). Being even the smallest apostate is not allowed in the liberal mind set.

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