I was having some fun daydreaming of Obama’s not-soon-enough exit from the White House in January of 2013 and began wondering what his presidential library would like.
Just in case someone close to B.O. is reading this here’s a few suggestions:
As you first walk in you will find one of those big sealed glass cases like the one that houses the constitution at the National Archives, inside will be Obama’s birth certificate. Since it took the president two years to find it after he was elected, it has to be protected so that it’s not misplaced again.
Then you’ll file past the presidential golf clubs. This exhibit brought to you the people at Titleist highlights Obama’s greatest accomplishment in office: shaving two strokes from his handicap.
Then the there’s the Jeremiah Wright “God Damn America” pavilion where you learn that Obama is in fact a Christian but not the kind of Christian you immediately think of. When you walk out you’ll be very familiar with the tenets of black liberation theology.
The next room is dedicated to Obama’s revolutionary healthcare plan. It has a guest book where you can sign up to request a waiver.
To celebrate Obama’s foreign policy accomplishments you can pose for a picture with an animatronic Obama who will bow on command so you too can have something in common with every tinpot dictator or enemy of the United States.
And as you exit the library you’ll pass the empty case that houses the Obama debt plan of 2011.
I’m sure I missed a lot of possible exhibits. Please contribute your ideas in the comments.
BTW my buddy Giancarlo Sopo has been tapped to collect (soon to be worthless) dollars for the library from Cuban-Americans in Miami.
Let’s send a signal to Obama that we’re so excited about his presidential library to open that we can’t wait until 2017. It’s now or never.