Cristina Rocks the Democratic Convention

Screaming!–Gesticulating!–Over-Emotional!–Irrational! Cuban-American at Democratic Convention!

From Cristina Saralegui’s ‘s speech:

“I want for my grandchildren the kind of country I grew up in!” (she’s 64)

“But Romney’s plan is to go BACKWARD!”

You cannot possibly MAKE this stuff up…!


“Fidel Castro is one of the most amazing human beings I’ve ever met!” (star of the Democratic National Convention Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (on left) upon visiting Cuba 2009. He fired-up the crowds shortly before Cristina.)

(Note the tepid response from the DNC crowd when “our” Cristina mentioned escaping Castro’s Cuba)

“Florida’s Cubans,” wrote Michael Moore in his book, Downsize This, “are responsible for sleaze and influence-peddling in American politics. … In every incident of national torment that has deflated our country for the past three decades … Cuban exiles are always present and involved.”

Michael Moore was a guest of honor at the 2004 Democratic National Convention.

Norman Birnbaum, an advisor to three Democratic presidential candidates, referred to: “those truly reprehensible Miami Cubans.”

Cristina’s Democratic Convention gig was between Emanuel Cleaver’s and Bill Clinton’s (who ordered the shanghaiing of Elian Gonzalez upon Castro’s request.)

(Did somebody mention Cuban “Uncle Toms?”)


(H/T Babalu’s Rayarena)

(And oh..and that was Norman BIRNBAUM I mentioned–NOT Norman GREENBAUM…

When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that’s the best”<

25 thoughts on “Cristina Rocks the Democratic Convention”

  1. Go figure, Christina (the Cuban-American Oprah) share the same loyalty to Obama as her American counterpart.

    Could care less about both of them…

  2. Unfriggin believable! I had no idea she is yet another pukey idiot lib- was she always this way but hid it 20+ years ago (last time I remember watching her ) or at 64 is she suffering from early dementia??recent stroke?? West nile encephalitis? Or just plain old idiotitis?

  3. Raddoc,

    It’s none of the above. The old porker [looks like an ugly version of Miss Piggy] with her fat little arms waving in the air and that Dutch Boy Hairdo [what is it with that?]is a Has-been. This is the most airtime that piggy has had in a long time. Also, like that other monster of ambition, Gloria Estefan [who is supposed to be a singer, but can’t hit a note if you glue it on her nose], she is trying to kiss up to the Laateenos to see if she can make some extra mullah. You know how it is with ultra liberal democrats and Hollywood.

  4. Thanks, that makes sense. They are the real “gusanos”. Why don’t they go back to where THEY really belong-communist Cuba.

  5. The more we see of these “people” the more scientific value is added for the theory/ explanation about their origin: in 1947 a UFO crashed in a burro and goat ranch in Roswell, NM, the ETs spilled out of the craft and mixed with the farm creatures, so now there you have the cross-breeds making jackasses out of themselves…

  6. I suppose since copying Oprah worked so well for her in the past, she figured she’d stick with that and copy what Oprah did 4 years ago. Besides, it got her on national TV, didn’t it? Too bad times have changed. A lot. The story of Esau comes to mind, yet again. “Vergüenza ajena” is putting it mildly. The woman is truly, deeply pitiful. But notice I didn’t use the other p-word. Noblesse oblige, you know.

  7. I keep looking at her picture (I know, but it’s like roadkill), and I can’t help but think: if this were my mother, I couldn’t deal with the shame. She really does look like a hysterical Muppet character run amok. I assume she’s set for life financially, so why would she disgrace herself this way? I guess she only associates with Cubans like the Estefans. In other words, alternate universe.

  8. Cristina’s colors have come out in the wash in national prime-time. Nothing like a haywire leftist cuban, she couldn’t make up her mind what language to use. She forgot she was in Charlotte, not her beach studio. Yikes —- someone give her the meds bottle. Or HRt. Or mojito. Or whatever, por favor.

    Que desperdicio.

  9. Gigi,

    I think that Cristina is so clueless and dense that the fat tub of lard doesn’t realize how bad she looked on national TV. You make a great point, she forgot that she wasn’t in her TV studio, so she started with her English/Spanish [which, is supposed to be cool in her deluded mind], and ended up looking really bad.

    And she is clueless and dense, I’m not just calling her baseless names. I used to cringe when I would watch her on her TV show. She would actually verbally attack her own guests. She was so abrasive and absolutely vile that she could not hold back even on TV. No professionalism, no finesse, no idea of how to host a talk show. She was lucky to get an English language program for a while, but it was dropped like a hot potato, because Americans couldn’t stomach her lack of tack. They’re used to a more polished style. I mean, even Jerry Springer and Maury Povich come across as infinitely more sympathetic than she does. But porker doesn’t get it.

    Again, on national tv, she came across as just plain abrasive and nasty, and not only that but hideous with those short little fat arms on that beach ball body waving all around. What a piece of work.

    Actually, she looked like a beach ball with a blond Dutch Boy wig and fat little appendages on the side.

  10. Well, now I gotta go puke my dinner. I don’t know if you guys have heard, but when she said that she was from Cuba some of the democrat in the convection weren’t too happy. The Mexican left wing tv program Telemundo decided to bring her back, and that’s her way for paying them back. Something else if you guys haven’t noticed, but when Gloria Estefan had that thing for the lady in white in Miami, Cristina Saralegui wasn’t in it. I sometime wonder where she stand. I’m looking forward to making a petition in sending her back to Cuba. Now we have someone else to add to the list of Cuban traitors in the USA.

  11. All great points, Gabriel, but I don’t think we need to have any doubts about Christine. She is exposed; put her on the list of no watch along with Johnny Depp (ha ha, he recently left France due to high taxes! hypocrite!), Babwa Streisand, etc etc. But I don’t think the Estefan’s get a pass either; they’ve shown their colors too–and they are a little too red for my taste. I will never buy any of their music, nor attend anything they sponsor.

  12. Cristina is nothing more than a gross opportunist. I don’t think that she has any real ideology. She’s like Gloria Estefan who hired Che T-shirt wearing Santana to work on her CD in order to appeal to the chicano community. Likewise, Cristina gets on a national stage and kisses up to Obama in order to get her browning points.

  13. Well, we’ve probably taken this too hard. The woman was largely an Oprah knock-off, and whatever merit her show may have had degenerated before long in the pursuit of ratings. In other words, we’re not talking about anybody with serious talent here. She was mostly lucky, in part because the Cuban-American audience was only too eager to make way too much out of her, just as it did with others like Gloria Estefan. I believe it’s called parochialism.

    As for the Mexican connection, it’s hardly surprising that she would know on which side her bread was buttered, and she has long slobbered obsequiously over practically anything from south of the border. That may have helped her career-wise, but given Mexico’s abominable track record with respect to Cuba, it was hardly becoming. All I can tell you is that I won’t so much as eat Mexican food, let alone patronize a Mexican restaurant, not even a fake American version of one.

    Anyhow, by the time the DNC rolled around, she was well past her expiration date, and no matter what contortions she goes through to make a comeback, it’s not happening. That may be the saddest part of this ill-advised (not to say desperate) episode, that it was never going to accomplish much except make her look VERY bad to a great many Cubans. Of course, how much she cares about that is another issue, but again, what does she matter, especially now?

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