Dante Burlone, a paparazzo who has been stalking Beyonce and Jay-Z during their Cuban vacation has managed to intercept one of the many postcards they sent to their friends and acquaintances back in the U.S.A.
According to Burlone, the text on the reverse reads:
Havin’ a blast. Dey think we’re gods.
Stinkin’ donkey fart island.
Worse than any ‘hood, but we dig the attention.
Google “Cuba News” and you have to get to page 25 before you don’t see us mentioned.
No bling on nobody. Hot as hell, but slummin’ is damn cool.