“You Canadians provide the financial lifeline for the regime Che Guevara co-founded!!! (and much more in entire video here.)
(Pero fijnse que tipo MAS DESCARA’O! Este Fontova?! La verdad que en el video no parece tan loco como en estas fotos–Y el show se trata mas del honor que el UN le hico a Che Guevara… Pero que tipo mas SINVERGUENZA!!!)
But Canadians are good folks, really. It’s just that, you know, little brown island people don’t need freedom; they’re too “basic” for that. Besides, serving foreign tourists is pretty much what they’re made for, and it’d be, like, racist to expect more from them. It’s kind of an affirmative action deal: they get “affirmed” and Canadians get plenty of tropical action.