Surprise! Sean Penn and Charlize Theron may get married in Cuba.


Given the fact that the Obamazo is creating lots of situations that non-Castronoid Cubans could have easily predicted, but preferred not to imagine, we’ve had to create a new department at Babalu.

So, from our just-established  You-Knew-This-Was-Coming department, a touching Beauty-and-Beast  story.

From Hidustan Times:

Charlize Theron is said to be planning a ‘low-key’ wedding with boyfriend Sean Penn. 

The couple reportedly got engaged in November 2014 during a romantic trip to Paris. They are now said to be looking to exchange vows on a private beach later in the year with just their close friends and family in attendance, reports

“She’d love to get married on the beach in her native South Africa, but Sean loves the idea of Cuba,” a source told Life & Style magazine.

“They want a low-key, classic and romantic wedding. They’ve also talked about a sunset ceremony – black-tie but barefoot,” the insider added.


1 thought on “Surprise! Sean Penn and Charlize Theron may get married in Cuba.”

  1. I expect it’ll be Cuba–it’s now too topical to resist. It’ll get more attention, give Penn a chance to make a political statement with his wedding, and give his friends the Castro people free advertising for tourism in Cuba: “Get married in Cuba like celebrities do!” They can get “Smokin’ Graciela” to be matron of honor, both for local color as well as to prove, yet again, that Theron just LOVES black people, and Mariela can provide assorted drag queens as bridesmaids. It’ll be fabulous.

    However, Theron had better watch it. That Oscars photo is 10 years old, and even then she was starting to look “jamona.” Penn has definitely not aged well at all.

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