Gosh! But Cuba looks like FUN! What an AWESOME place! I wanna go! Thanks for showing us, Conan!

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“You DA MAN. CONAN!”

“Gosh! Those tens of thousands of Cubans who jump on rafts must be REALLY STUPID! Why would anyone want to leave the AWESOME place Conan showed us last night?! Heck I wanna MOVE there!”

(BTW, over TWENTY TIMES as many people have died trying to escape the place Conan advertised last night, as died trying to escape East Berlin.)

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balseros-partida1balseros-1994-3fidel_raul_castro< “Mission accomplished, Conan!”