24 reasons why it’s absolutely terrible to be Cuban American

By Alex Alvarez in Buzzfeed:

24 Reasons Why It’s Absolutely Terrible To Be Cuban American

I feel bad for all of us who grew up on pastelitos. The struggle.

1. Chances are, you grew up eating the most unappetizing food ever.


2. Like “old clothes”? BARF.


3. Or “fried cow”? Ugh. Cannot.


4. And, like, everyone knows Cubans do NOT know how to make a proper sandwich. Look at this grossness:


5. It’s not like tender pork and sweet ham and melty, gooey cheese make the perfect combination or anything.


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