Powerball fever surprise: Meet the winner of largest jackpot ever !

Ñoooo! Que suerte tengo!

Forget about that measly $1.6 billion Powerball jackpot.

Here’s the winner of the biggest of all jackpots in recent history.

Fifty-seven years at the very top of a vast and lucrative criminal empire, unchallenged and untroubled.  One of the wealthiest men in the world.  Recipient of colossal gifts from the Soviet Union and Venezuela.  In relatively good health at the advanced age of 84.  Admired by intellectuals, other heads of state, and millions of fools everywhere.  Media star.  Good friends with the pope. Has a very famous and popular daughter. Is never called a “dictator” by journalists …. the list is long….

And on top of everything he’s already won in concessions from the current occupant of the White House, he might get $121 billion plus a spiffy, fully-equipped naval base.

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You’ve gotta love this pope! Look at the nice gift card he just gave me!

2 thoughts on “Powerball fever surprise: Meet the winner of largest jackpot ever !”

  1. You are absolutely right Asombra. Let me add, the pope is considerably more evil than Obama, because for whatever aura Obama may have as the king of “Hope and Change” and the “first black president,” he nevertheless remains a politician and in the 7 years that he has been at the helm of the country, he has more than once proven that he is a politician in the truest sense of the world, in other words, he is the ultimate dissembler. The Pope on the other hand is supposed to be God’s Vicar on Earth, he is supposed to be the man who hold’s the place of Jesus on earth and he is supposed to be endowed with ultimate moral authority. Yet, he too is a politician in the worst sense of the word as such, because his hypocrisy is greater and because he has so sullied his position, he is infinitesimally worst than Obama.

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