King Raul’s bodyguard grandson promoted to key post

Guayabera royalty: Newly promoted Crab (far left), with Abuelito and Tio Tuerto

Oh, the benefits of being the king’s grandson!

The king has been using his corpulent grandson as a bodyguard for a while, so that he could sacrifice himself and take any bullets intended for the royal body.

But now “El Cangrejo” (the crab) has been given a big promotion.

Who will be the new bodyguard, now that the Crab is moving up?

Maybe Papa Che will send King Raul a few Swiss Guards?

From Translating Cuba:

General Francis is Out of the Game and Raul’s Grandson Ascends

by Juan Juan Almeida

The most powerful of all the Cuban generals, Division General Humberto Omar Francis Pardo, was replaced in his job as Head of the General Direction of Personal Security (DGSP).

The position is now filled by Raúl Guillermo Rodríguez Castro, who is known by various nicknames, like “The Crab,” “Grandson-in-Chief,” Raulito” and even “The Arnol-mal,” this last one from his frenetic addiction to steroids and exercise.

Abuelito y su Cangrejito

Before creating the Commission of Defense and National Security, which Colonel Alejandro Castro Espín directs today, the Direction of Personal Security was the invisible apparatus with the most power on the island. Under this nomenclature, like the current “Commission,” ministries, institutions and all the MININT (Ministry of the Interior) divisions were subordinated.

“After a long period of stress, and multiple disagreements, Francis suffered a cerebral stroke. He was admitted to the hospital but now is at home,” said a family member of the dismissed General.

The DGSP, intended to protect the force of the myth, the fiscal and moral integrity of Fidel Castro and the rest of the so-called leaders of the first level, has succeeded in amassing more cash than some armies.

The DSP relies on a section of the transport police in order to review the fastest road or route for moving the leader. It has a film group, with experts in the art of photography, where they touch up the images of the “untouchables.” Another section is dedicated to documentation and migration matters and also functions as a trip coordinator; an anti-attack brigade consists of snipers and experts in every type of explosive; and a medical department, in addition to having a clinic for everything, has a fixed allocation of doctors, nurses, radiologists, physical therapists, laboratory technicians and other health workers.

Pope, King, and Crab

They have a division of technology and telephone, workshops, diving masters, gymnasiums, coordinators; a very effective counterintelligence service that, in coordination with other State agencies, looks for, manages and controls all the information of that brotherhood, the family circles and friendships; a department of international relations that coordinates with other secret services the visits to Cuba of people of interest and personalities (friends or not), whether they are presidents, governors, heads of State, members of Congress, religious leaders, etc.; a purchasing group in charge of pleasing even the most bizarre tastes; a department that checks the news that should or should not be released about the Cuban leaders; and a unit to contract service staff (maids) who later work in the houses of those chosen.

With this new appointment, Raúl Castro, in addition to putting his grandson in a key post, captures a vital space reserved uniquely to Fidel, to control even the most insignificant thing, like the ruling class’s privacy in their homes. This method can have a possible boomerang effect, because it also assures the rejection from a good part of a strategic force that, older and in the military, were always faithful to General Francis.

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Cangrejito y Abuelito

4 thoughts on “King Raul’s bodyguard grandson promoted to key post”

  1. Take a hard look at these photos and reflect on the implications, and if you’re a self-respecting Cuban with dignity, you should feel very, very ashamed. I know I do. Lord, the disgrace.

  2. How this bunch of scumbags came to lead Cuba is beyond me? It’s horribly humilating! Were Cubans so shallow and vapid, so bereft of real substance that they really thought that a smelly psychopathic South American vagabond [aka che], a vicious, nasty little Queen [aka raul] and a fat-assed, megalomaniacal socialpath disguised as a guerilla fighter were fit to lead a country?

    We will never, ever cleanse ourselves of this humilation, especially since so many Cuban exiles are willing to help the regime. Los pueblos merecen lo que tienen. We are totally LATRINE.

  3. Not Pipo, Carlos; the heir apparent is the crab’s maternal uncle. The crab is the son of Deborah, Mariela’s sister, and the “general” who’s the head of GAESA, Luis Alberto Rodríguez López-Callejas.

  4. Ray, we are not Latrine, exactly. If we were, Cuba would never have done as well as it did before 1959. However, in a sense, we may be worse, because we snatched catastrophic disaster from the jaws of success, progress and tremendous promise and potential. That is our shame and our disgrace, and it always will be.

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