Joke of the day: Fidel up for sainthood

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Given the adulation for Nosferatu displayed by world leaders and the international press, as well as the cozy relationship established with the Castro dynasty by Pope Francis, this may not be too farfetched.

Translation:

Pope Francis Proposes Canonization for Him

San Gandongo = play on words: a “Zangandongo” is any big lazy guy who leeches off others and expects everyone to do his work for him.

De La Madre Que Lo Pario = “Of the mother who gave birth to him.” Play on words: rather than signifying a geographical location, this identifies him as coming from a bad mother.  This phrase is used to curse people who are unpleasant and/or do bad things, usually in this way: “I defecate on the mother who gave birth to him.”