“Fake News?! Hostile, Hateful U.S. Media?!”..What’s Trump talking about during his press conference? Those fine folks always treated me like a ROCK STAR!”

“Le ZZZUMBA!!!”

“In his latest book The Longest Romance; The Mainstream Media and Fidel Castro–my American warrior blood-brother Humberto Fontova once again performs the ultimate we the people duty of spotlighting cockroaches for a better America!” (Ted Nugent)

“Le RRRONCA!!!”