All Those Classic Cars in Cuba! –Shouldn’t Pinko Politicians, Celebrities and Tourists Thank Batista for Them?

Hey! Know something?!…All those “classic” cars in Cuba were once spanking new!…Gosh? Wonder why SO MANY Cubans had SO MANY of them?! (unfortunately the answer would force liberals to ACTUALLY THINK)  Gosh? Why is Cuba so full of beautiful “classic” 1950’s cars???…Maybe because during the 1950’s Cubans owned more cars per-capita than most Europeans–ALMOST as many as those famous car-freaks the Italians!   

So what’s Castroite Cuba’s attraction to all those pinko celebrities, politicians and tourists?

Well, Cuba’s “classic cars” certainly feature big…

Fine. Then shouldn’t all those airheaded visitors to Cuba thank Batista, Cuba’s ruler during most of the 1950’s –the Snidely Whiplash/Darth Vader of the Castroite fairy-tale they cherish of  1950’s Cuba?

“You are quite welcome,  señor Kerry!”

“You are quite welcome,  señor Lagerfeld!”

Don’t mention it, señor Jagger!

“The pleasure is entirely mine, señora Bundchen/Brady!”


In fact, as befit this modern and materially-advanced nation,  during the 1950’s Cuba hosted the famous Cuban Grand Prix,  featuring the world’s top drivers from America’s Caroll Shelby to Britain’s Stirling Moss to Argentina’s Juan Manuel Fangio!

“Oye, señores! Pero la verdad que a este Fontova le ENCANTA JODER!!!

“Ya got DAT right, Batista!”

“Humberto Fontova is a gifted polemicist who pulls no punches. A great service for liberty, justice and truth.” (The Weekly Standard  on Fidel; Hollywood’s Favorite Tyrant.)

“I read Fontova’s book on Che Guevara in two sittings– I could not put it down.”  (Radio and Fox News superstar Mark “The Great One” Levin.)

Castro is considered lovable by many celebrities–but the fact is the Cuban people are suffering. It’s well worth reading a book by Humberto Fontova, who lists all the facts–and also footnotes them!” (Radio Superstar Dennis Prager.)

“A great expose’ of Hollywood pinheads” (Bill O’Reilly on Fidel; Hollywoods Favorite Tyrant.)

(Despite what liberals and Castro agents claim!)


2 thoughts on “All Those Classic Cars in Cuba! –Shouldn’t Pinko Politicians, Celebrities and Tourists Thank Batista for Them?”

  1. Thank Batista? Hell, they won’t even condemn Castro, Inc., which is saying something, if not everything. Apparently, Cubans are not entitled to historical truth, only the fantasies imposed upon them by outsiders, who of course know better than the little island savages. After all, who are you going to believe, Justin Trudeau or “those people”?

  2. As for the posers who’ve seen fit to “do Cuba” because it’s guaranteed publicity, but wouldn’t have been caught dead doing the same thing in apartheid South Africa or some other unapproved political situation, there’s a word for them, and the word is whores.

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