Shocking! could this be the only solution to Cuba’s problems?

From our Shock and Awe Bureau:

Never mind whatever problems are troubling you today.

Never mind Cuba’s problems either… or the socialist experiments being carried out at the University of Havana’s Che Guevara Particle Lab…

All of your problems and all of the world’s problems may soon vanish, along with the world itself.

Scientists have created a black hole in a California laboratory, at the molecular level.

See last sentence in article below for the experiment’s ultimate results.

Well… you know how it goes…. first the lab, then the world.

And if it’s not this lab, then maybe it will be the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, or the new particle collider being planned, which will be three times larger.

Either way, this may be the ONLY solution to Cuba’s problems, EVER.

Scientists at the University of Havana’s Che Guevara Particle Lab try to create socialist black hole

From one of America’s best sources for disturbing stories of all sorts,  Fox News:

Scientists create ‘molecular black hole’ in laboratory using world’s most powerful x-ray beam

The world’s most powerful X-ray laser beam has been used to create a tiny microscopic “black hole.”

The machine uses extremely bright, fast flashes of light to take atomic-level snapshots of some of nature’s fastest processes.

A single pulse stripped all but a few electrons out of one atom from the inside out.

This left a void that started pulling in electrons from the rest of the molecule – like a black hole gobbling a spiralling disk of matter…

… The experiment was carried out using the California-based Stanford University’s SLAC National Accelerator Laboratory’s Linac Coherent Light Source (LCLS) – the most powerful x-ray laser in the world.

Within 30 femtoseconds – millionths of a billionth of a second – the molecule lost more than 50 electrons, far more than expected.

Then it blew up.

Does this mean my dynasty won’t last forever?