Carnival Line adds more apartheid cruises to Castro Kingdom

From our Normalization Circus Expansion Bureau

Yes, those “new” Trump rules about travel to Castrogonia are working beautifully — for cruise lines….

Demand is so high that Carnival has had to add more cruises to the charming apartheid kingdom.

Forget about the collapse of the Normalization Circus… it ain’t gonna happen, Mildred….

Come on down, folks, nothing on earth can beat slumming in a human zoo.

Enjoy yourselves.  Feel superior.  Gawk at the natives.  Marvel at the ruins.  Eat all you want, drink all you want, party on…

Gawk at La Cabaña fortress as you enter and leave Havana harbor.

Noble savages having fun

Marvel at the great number of Cubans who were tortured and executed there!

Maybe you will get to see Che Guevara’s ghost hovering over La Cabaña, too, if you pass it at night!

Those natives are all subhuman, you know.  Who cares if Che had to kill some of them?

Enjoy yourself.  Kiss a cigar lady…. find yourself a whore….. Mojito time!

Besame mucho!

From Cruise Fever:

Carnival Cruise Line has announced that they have added an additional five cruises to Cuba from Tampa in 2018 due to strong demand for cruises to the Caribbean island.

The new voyages include three five-day cruises to Havana and Cozumel or Key West departing Feb. 17, July 2 and Sept. 5, 2018; a six-day sailing featuring Havana and Grand Cayman departing Aug. 26, 2018; and an eight-day voyage with stops at Havana, Grand Cayman and Cozumel departing Aug. 18, 2018.

All of the voyages include a day-long call and overnight in Havana with the eight-day cruise of Aug. 18, 2018, offering two full days at the historic Cuban capital.

Carnival Paradise guests can select from nearly 20 different shore excursion experiences that showcase Cuba’s vibrant culture, majestic beauty and centuries-old architectural landmarks.

Christine Duffy, president of Carnival Cruise Line, gave the following statement about the cruise line adding more voyages to Cuba: “Our cruises to Cuba have been very well received and we’re delighted to provide our guests with additional opportunities to experience and explore this fascinating and sought-after destination.”

Fascinating destination !

Aboard Carnival Paradise, guests enjoy an array of amenities and a full schedule of daytime activities and nighttime entertainment, including newly added Cuban-themed entertainment and activities. Dining options include two full-service main dining rooms and expansive poolside eatery with a 24-hour pizzeria.

The ship also features a 12,000-square-foot Spa Carnival health and wellness facility and an exclusive Serenity adults-only retreat. Family-friendly programming includes Seuss at Sea in partnership with Dr. Seuss Enterprises as well as fun, supervised activities for kids in three age groups. Four swimming pools and a 115-foot-long cascading water slide are also featured.

The visits to Havana comply with regulations of the U.S. Department of Treasury that permit travel operators to transport approved travelers to Cuba to engage in activities as defined by the U.S. Department of Commerce, Office of Foreign Assets Control.

So kissable !

3 thoughts on “Carnival Line adds more apartheid cruises to Castro Kingdom”

  1. I hope you sent this to Carnival Cruises. And I wish they could merely see that street as an example of a fascinating destination.

  2. I hope you sent this to Carnival Cruises. And I wish they could merely see that street as an example of a fascinating destination.

  3. It’s nice to see the mammies stepping up their game with ever more typical attire and associated weapons of mass destruction, I mean missiles, I mean cigars. This is, of course, perfectly representative of Cubans in general and Afro-Cubans in particular–who would never dream of leaving behind the accoutrements of colonial-era slave culture. Besides, the white foreign tourists absolutely eat it up, and it would be unkind to deprive them of such picturesque, uh, local color. Vamos bien.

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