New England Quarterback Tom Brady’s Wife Loves Che Guevara on Her BUTT!….Le ZZZUMBA!!!

“At the São Paulo fashion show on July 15, 2002 supermodel (and Tom Brady Wife) Gisele Bundchen catwalked wearing a glamorous bikini consisting entirely of faces of Che Guevara.”

“Get FONTOVA OUTTA HERE!”…He’s a SCOUNDREL!” (Tom Brady)

“Leave it to THIS SCOUNDREL(!!!)Fontova– to find an angle to piggyback on the playoffs to peddle his books–and with tittilating photos of of half-naked women(the oldest trick in the advertizing book!) to boot!”….Le ZZZZUMBA!!!”

“Le RRRONCA!!!”

“Le ZZZUMBA–Jimi!”

“Got dat right, Keith! That Fontova is a Tremendo DESCARA’O!!!” 

 

“I read Fontova’s book in two sittings. I couldn’t put it down!” (Radio and Fox News  superstar Mark Levin.)

“Humberto’s a pretty cool guy!” (Dennis Miller)

“Le RRRONCA!”

“Humberto is the REAL McCoy!–and when he and his lifelong blood-brothers unite for this voracious tooth, fang and claw orgy of righteous predator “killin and grillin” in his NEW CHRISTMAS ISSUE book!– they prove their is NO party like a BAYOU party!” (Ted Nugent)

2 thoughts on “New England Quarterback Tom Brady’s Wife Loves Che Guevara on Her BUTT!….Le ZZZUMBA!!!”

  1. A great reason for Cubans and all freedom loving people to root for the EAGLES in the Superbowl.

    Three of the playoff games were nail biters. You didn’t know until the last minute which team would win.
    The Eagles game was a blowout. Minneapolis didn’t know what hit them.

    Go Eagles!

  2. Sorry, Humberto, but neither Bundchen nor her husband means a damn thing, except maybe to people who need to get a life.

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