Most demonic news headline of the day from Cuba: Is there any limit to how big The Big Lie can get, or how egregiously a quote from Abraham Lincoln can be misrepresented or misused?

From our Bureau of Lies That Test The Limits Of Pain Tolerance and our Bureau of Criminal Plagiarism, with assistance from our Bureau of Incorrectly Used Ancient Latin Word Order

And an observation from our Reactions of Dead People Bureau:

“Abraham Lincoln is not just ‘turning in his grave’ as the saying goes. He’s actually spinning in his grave like a lathe at hypersonic speed.” — (quote from our intern Emilia “La Ouija” Nostradamo)

Headline from today’s Granma

A Constitution For And By The People:
The new Carta Magna establishes the legal basis for the country’s development and embodies Fidel’s concept of Revolution

Carta Magna, yes. Carta Magna, not Magna Carta. Oh, the genius! Oh, the evil, oh the horror, the horror, the nausea.

Don’t expect a link to Granma here. We don’t like to open passageways to Hell.

1 thought on “Most demonic news headline of the day from Cuba: Is there any limit to how big The Big Lie can get, or how egregiously a quote from Abraham Lincoln can be misrepresented or misused?”

  1. Of course it’s for and by the people–the people who make up the ruling class. I mean, the rest are just serfs.

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