Surprise! King Raul “votes” for new constitution

Yes or No?

From our Bureau of Highly Predictable Events

Whoa! What a great surprise!

Cuban King Raul Castro took time from his busy Sunday schedule to vote “yes” or “no” on the new constitution that he and his lackeys in the Communist Party have written.

How did he vote? Whadda ya think? Yes? No?

And, gee, whadday ya think is going to be the outcome of this great democratic referendum?

Quite a show:

The King’s grandson/bodyguard observes “democracy” in action, as the King’s dead brother stares and smiles from an image that blocks out the country’s flag (letting everyone know that the Castro dynasty is more important than the flag and the country itself) and two starving girls in robotic communist uniforms stand frozen in fear