Prince Charles’ and Duchess Camila’s Christmas card fondly commemorates their trip to Stalinist Cuba–the only regime in the history of the Western Hemisphere to OUTLAW CHRISTMAS!……LE RRRONCA!

LONDON (AP) — Britain’s Prince Charles has chosen an Associated Press photo taken on his historic trip to Cuba for his Christmas card....the image by AP’s Ramon Espinosa shows the heir to the British throne behind the wheel of a classic car in Havana alongside his wife Camilla. American cars dating from before Cuba’s 1959 revolution are a common sight in the country, but the one Charles drove was a British-built 1953 MG…After driving the convertible to Havana’s John Lennon Park, Charles described it as ”the most beautiful car. It has an incredibly powerful accelerator.”…Charles, 71, visited Cuba in March in the first trip to the communist-run island by a member of the British royal family.”

“When Fidel Castro Canceled Santa Claus—In 1969, Castro cancelled Christmas altogether, so that celebrations wouldn’t get in the way of the sugar harvest. Cuba was officially an atheist nation and the Christmas ban lasted until December of 1997. In anticipation of a visit by Pope John Paul II that was planned for January of 1998, Castro declared that, for that year only, Christmas would be a national holiday.

OH!…and by the way–has it ever occurred to his Royal highness and all those other luminaries who habitually marvel at all of Cuba’s classic cars (and also habitually shudder at socio-economic conditions in pre-Castro Cuba as presented by Hollywood, the Fake News Media and Academia)–has it ever occurred to any of these magnificoes and geniuses to ask WHY Cuba has such a treasure trove of luxury (for the time) cars?

Hey! Know something?!…All those “classic” cars in Cuba were once spanking new!…Gosh? Wonder why SO MANY Cubans had SO MANY of them?! (unfortunately the answer would force liberals to ACTUALLY THINK) Gosh? Why is Cuba so full of beautiful “classic” 1950’s cars???…Maybe because during the 1950’s Cubans owned more cars per-capita than most Europeans–ALMOST as many as those famous car-freaks the Italians!

So what’s Castroite Cuba’s attraction to all those pinko celebrities, politicians and tourists?

Well, Cuba’s “classic cars” certainly feature big…

Fine. Then shouldn’t all those airheaded visitors to Cuba thank Batista, Cuba’s ruler during most of the 1950’s –the Snidely Whiplash/Darth Vader of the Castroite fairy-tale they cherish of 1950’s Cuba?

“You are quite welcome, señor Kerry!”

“You are quite welcome, señor Lagerfeld!”

Don’t mention it, señor Jagger!

“The pleasure is entirely mine, señora Bundchen/Brady!”

In fact, as befit this modern and materially-advanced nation, during the 1950’s Cuba hosted the famous Cuban Grand Prix, featuring the world’s top drivers from America’s Caroll Shelby to Britain’s Stirling Moss to Argentina’s Juan Manuel Fangio!