From our Cuban Rumor Mill Bureau
At 11:33 p.m. Eastern time (Havana and Miami time), 26 March 2020
Messages sent to Tres Fotutos claim that General Ramiro Valdés, “Commander of the Revolution,” one of the original gang of monsters who stole Cuba from the Cuban people has joined his close friend Fidel Castro in Hell.
Ramiro Valdés, 87, has been serving as Vice-President of the Council of Ministers.
His death has yet to be confirmed by any news outlet.
But it is highly likely that previous unconfirmed reports about Valdés being hospitalized for coronavirus could be true.
According to one Cuban news outlet Valdés had been taken to the Instituto de Medicina Tropical Pedro Kourí, where he was listed in critical condition.
Stay tuned. Confirmation may or may not be available by sunrise, Eastern Time.
Could it be that Ramiro has not kept the appropriate social distance from his buddy King Raul?
Could it be that King Raul has been invisible lately because he, too, has become a victim of the plague?