From our Bureau of Extremely Overt Hypocritical Boot-Licking with some assistance from our Land of Dream-Holiday-Seekers Bureau
Wow. This is bizarre, but somewhat predictable. Castro, Inc. has gone out of its way to ingratiate itself with the new monarch of the UK and its Commonwealth by offering insincere condolences to the royal family and calling on Cubans to observe a mourning period during which all Cuban flags are to be flown at half mast.
The late Queen Elizabeth never visited Cuba during her very long reign, but her son and successor Charles III paid a visit not very long ago, in the course of which he and his queen consort seemed to have a jolly good time. Jolly good.
In addition to maintaining economic relations favorable to Castro, Inc., the UK and its Commonwealth of nations (especially Canada) provide Castrogonia with a steady stream of tourists.
So, no surprise that Trucutú Díaz-Canel and his Minister of the Exterior Brunito “El Maldito” Rodríguez are both publicly exclaiming, “De Quín is dé, lonlif de Kin of Mojitos” (Se murió la Reina, Viva el Rey de los Mojitos!”),,, while at the same time mocking anyone who falls for their hypocritical stunt and spewing insults privately such as: “Estiró la pata la viejuca fea, y ahora podemos negociar con su hijo el comemierda.”
Loosely translated from Periodico Cubano:
The communist government of Cuba decreed Official Mourning throughout the country from this September 9 for the death of Queen Elizabeth II, who died the day before at 96 years of age and after seven decades of reign of the British Empire.
“On the occasion of the death of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, on September 8, 2022, the President of the Republic of Cuba decreed Official Mourning, from 06:00 hours until 12 at night on September 9”, indicates the note disclosed in the official media.
During the validity of the Official Duel, the Lone Star Flag must be hoisted at half-staff in public buildings and military institutions.
According to Miguel Díaz-Canel, “Her Majesty Elizabeth II maintained a respectful relationship with Cuba and contributed to the expansion of ties between our countries and peoples.” However, she never made a visit to the island, something that the now heir to the British crown did in 2019, the soon to be crowned King Charles and his wife Camila.
Cuban Foreign Minister Bruno Rodríguez Parrilla used his Twitter account to send condolences to the British family for the death of the monarch. “On the occasion of the passing of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, I express my deepest condolences to the Royal Family, the British government and people.”
In a personal way, Díaz-Canel also spoke from the same social network. “It is with deep regret that we have learned of the death of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. On behalf of the Cuban people and government, I express my deepest condolences to His Royal Highness, Prince Charles, the rest of the Royal Family and the British people and government,” wrote the president who inherited power in Cuba upon being appointed. by Raúl Castro, who in turn was chosen by his brother to lead the Island in what many consider a tropical monarchy.
Precisely, Carlos. The Castronoid logic is quite transparent. The undignified, disgraceful and even clownish behavior of Charles and consort during their Cuba visit was not lost on the regime, which immediately started scheming to work Charles as king for all he’s worth, and the Brits along with him, especially the apparently numerous Brit twits. Very mortifying, as Queen Victoria might have said.
As for the noble savage in the photo, those Austin Powers go-go boots are the epitome of military footwear. Well, they go very nicely with a totally fake “general” as the country’s top military figure. Lord, the contempt.
Charles is basically a fatuous mediocrity trying too hard to pass for substantial and “deep.” What little cover he has is blown by the ghastly Camilla, who proves he has atrocious taste and lousy judgment.