From our Bureau of Socialist Drug Trafficking Monopolies with some assistance from our fictional in-house expert on cocaine, Tony Montana
Hey, how dare you compete with Castro, Inc.! We control all drug trafficking here!
Ah, the joys of having an army that can safeguard your monopoly against potential competitors.
Somehow, this gang of clueless Cubans got their hands on a few kilos of Castro, Inc.’s cocaine. They should have known better.
And the news media should know better than to parrot Castrogonia’s Ministry of Truth, which is offering up this story as conclusive proof of Castro, Inc.’s squeaky-clean zero tolerance policy on drug trafficking. Yeah. But, of course, they can’t stop their parroting. They are as addicted to regurgitating whatever the Ministry of Truth spews as Tony Montana’s clients were to cocaine.
Abridged from World Nation News
Members of Cuban Border Guard troops dismantled a drug trafficking operation in the municipality of Bahía Honda in the western province of Artemisa.
According to a note from the Ministry of the Interior, the investigations began after the detection of 114.33 kilograms introduced by the overhead channel and the use of so-called mules. Narcotics have been discovered inside electrical appliances.
The General Customs of the Republic also verified the presence of cocaine inside batteries of electric motorcycles to be delivered to people with the mission of extracting and trading it.
The General Customs of the Republic also verified the presence of cocaine inside batteries of electric motorcycles to be delivered to people with the mission of extracting and trading it.