From our Obamapalooza 2.0 Bureau with some assistance from our Annals of Papa Che Bureau
It’s been confirmed by Papa Che’s staff: Trucutú Diaz-Canel will be meeting with the Vicar of Christ next week.
They won’t be discussing any theological topics at all –least of all theological ethics — but only those that concern how to keep Castro, Inc. in power and how to deflect negative attention away from all of its repressive and destructive policies, which Papa Che prefers to call “social justice.”
Oh, yes. . . almost forgot to mention the main topic of conversation between Trucutú and the Vicar of Christ. . . which is how to start Obamapalooza 2.0 by sending prominent imprisoned dissidents into permanent exile.
And afterwards, as a bonus, Trucutú will have a chance to pretend he’s a real head of state among other world leaders in France, at a world summit convened by embattled French President Emmanuel Macron.
Meanwhile, back in Rome, Papa Che will embrace and congratulate the rabidly leftist president of Brazil, Lula da Silva for escaping from all the corruption charges that placed him in jail for a while.
Needless to say, Lula da Silva will not be repenting of his sins, much less asking for absolution from Papa Che.
Aaaah, the many, many joys of being Latrine American!
Loosely translated from Cubanos Por El Mundo
Vatican sources say that the Cuban dictator Miguel Díaz-Canel will be visiting Italy next week, where he will meet with Pope Francis.
The information was released on the unofficial blog Il Seismografo, considered a reliable source with ties to the Vatican authorities.
The outlet reported that the rumors about Miguel Díaz-Canel’s visit to Pope Francis come from “unofficial” sources, which state that the meeting would take place on June 20.
In addition, the Castro official could also meet with Italian President Sergio Mattarella and Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni.
Díaz-Canel would visit Rome with his wife Lis Cuesta Peraza, but according to the source, it would only be a few hours, because the final destination of his trip is France, where on the 22nd and 23rd he will participate in the world summit, sponsored by Emmanuel Macron, ” New Finance Pact’.
“The Vatican sources consulted by us agree that it is a courtesy visit from the president, and that by the will of both parties it will be a simple meeting, without protocol, with the aim of reinforcing personal treatment with the friendship relationship that gradually consolidated with the historic visit to the Vatican to John Paul II by President Fidel Castro on November 16, 1996. Even in difficult and tense moments between Havana and the Vatican, everything possible has always been done to not to polarize the differences and above all to avoid the rupture that many expected”, reported Il Seismografo.
It is also presumed that after meeting with Díaz-Canel, Pope Francis will also meet with the Brazilian president Lula da Silva.
“His Holiness,” of course, feels perfectly righteous about Chanchullo 2.0, same as he did about his role in Obama’s “normalization” scheme. No matter how many Cubans oppose his unauthorized and covert “diplomacy,” he can dismiss them as ignorant or “ideologized” cretins who can be ignored. Lord have mercy.