Cuban and Venezuelan dictatorships sign solidarity agreement, promise ‘splendid future’ for both hellholes

Momentous Orwellian gathering in Havana, 8 August 2023

From our Bureau of Brain-Killing Mendacity with some assistance from our Bureau of Real-World Orwellian Nightmares

Oligarchs from Castro, Inc. and its colony of Venenozuela meeting in Havana have signed some kind of mutual support agreement that ostensibly commits both dictatorship to working together at the international level to further destabilize and enslave Latrine America and to defend each other against aggression from their “imperialist” capitalist enemies.

The rhetoric spewed by Venezuelan vice-dictator Diosdado Cabello contained enough bullshit and Orwellian newspeak to make any healthy rational brain explode.

The two most monstrous and potentially lethal chunks of bullshit and Orwellian newspeak embedded in the rhetoric were: 1. The claim that these two dictatorships are beacons of hope for “peoples who want to be free”, and 2. the promise of a “splendid future” for Latrine America.

Tres Fotutos has a question: could it be that this pact is a sly roundabout way of including Venenozuela in Castro, Inc.’s Russification initiative? In other words, did Venenozuela just agree to become a Russian colony too?

Loosely translated from Diario de Cuba

The Communist Party of Cuba (PCC) and the United Socialist Party of Venezuela (PSUV) have signed an exchange and cooperation agreement this Tuesday in Havana, regarding the visit that a Chavista delegation began on the island yesterday, headed by Diosdado Cabello , vice president of the PSUV.

On the part of the Cuban regime, the agreement was signed by the member of the Political Bureau and Secretary of Organization of the Central Committee of the PCC, Roberto Morales Ojeda, detailed the report of the official newspaper Granma.

According to this medium, the agreement “is a bilateral instrument that will make it possible to strengthen and consolidate friendship, cooperation, dialogue and communication, mutual learning and political trust between the two organizations.”

For his part, Cabello said that with this signing “mutual support between the two parties is institutionalized in joint work at the international level.” With this, Granma continued, “mutual solidarity is endorsed and the burden that the two countries must bear due to imperial aggressions is lightened.”

“Cuba and Venezuela are survivors of all the inventions to overthrow the social projects undertaken by the two countries, which enlighten other peoples who want to be free. Future expectations are that we will always be united before an enemy that we know and that we do not “We underestimated. This enemy has no scruples, has many resources and allies in the world to attack us. We propose a splendid future for the peoples who want to be free,” said Cabello.

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2 thoughts on “Cuban and Venezuelan dictatorships sign solidarity agreement, promise ‘splendid future’ for both hellholes”

  1. Yes, because Cuba’s now fully Latrine status must be affirmed. It was once well above that, except perhaps politically, but it has now been fully immersed in the Latrine cesspool, and then some. Lord, the disgrace.

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