Cuban dictatorship claims its Washington D.C. embassy was firebombed last night

From our Bureau of Invisible Attacks with some assistance from our Bureau of Violent Regimes That Always Claim to be Victims of Violence

Castro, Inc.’s toady Foreign Minister, Brunito “El Maldito” Rodriguez claims that “anti-Cuban terrorists” tossed a couple of Molotov cocktails at his embassy in Washington last night. There are no photos of the event, or reports of any such attack in local papers, including the Washington Post. National and international news agencies, naturally, are parroting Brunito’s vociferous complaints.

All this moaning and groaning comes after Castro, Inc. dropped a symbolic nuclear bomb on all decent Cubans yesterday by sending Brunito El Maldito and Trucutú Díaz-Canel to profane Father Felix Varela’s shrine in New York.

Such symmetry is so remarkable one must ask if the “attack” on the embassy was staged or simply made up by Castro, Inc., especially since the only REAL “anti-Cuban terrorists” on American soil yesterday were Trucutú, Brunito, and their entourage.

From Granma Euro-Lite (Reuters)

An assailant attacked the Cuban embassy in Washington with two Molotov cocktails on Sunday night, Cuba’s Foreign Minister Bruno Rodriguez Parrilla said on X, adding that nobody was hurt.

The attack occurred just hours after Cuba’s leader Miguel Díaz-Canel returned to the island, having attended events at the United Nations in New York last week.

The embassy reopened in 2015 when the countries restored diplomatic ties severed since 1961. Rodriguez said shots had also been fired at the building from a rifle in a previous attack in 2020.

“Anti-Cuban groups turn to terrorism when they feel impunity, something Cuba has repeatedly warned US authorities about,” Rodriguez said on his X account.

Earlier this month U.S. and Cuban officials made progress on a range of issues during high-level talks in Washington. Cuba’s main concerns are that it remains on the U.S. list of state sponsors of terrorism and the Biden administration’s continuation of Washington’s Cold War-era economic embargo.