It has been seven years since reports indicated Cuba’s dictator Fidel Castro died on November 25, 2016. After checking with reliable sources both on and off the island, we can confirm the communist dictator is still dead.
BREAKING NEWS: Cuba’s dictator Fidel Castro is still dead
He was dead in physical terms before he died, but he remains undead, like “Che,” as long as he retains any significant influence in Cuba or elsewhere. There are still plenty of useful idiots and fellow travelers.