From our Bureau of Ruined Dream Holidays in Socialist Latrine American Totalitarian Hellholes with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice
A few days ago it was a Russian tourist. Now it’s an Argentine tourist. Same story. Castro, Inc.’s apartheid hotels and resorts are awful. “Everything, absolutely everything is bad,” says the Argentine tourist. All any Cuban can say –whether in the “diaspora” or on the island — is “What were you expecting, señora? How deluded and clueless could you really be?” Read her review below and laugh.
But this is not the only negative review of this hotel one can find online. Aparently, even some Cubans expect these hotels to be nice.
Incredibly, some young Cubans have also posted a scathing review on YouTube. Who are these Cubans? Where did they come up with enough money to book rooms at a five-star apartheid hotel? “Diaspora” relatives? Parents with membership in the Communist Party? Or are they Yo-Yos? And why did they expect that hotel to be any different from their daily encounters with the wonders of Castro, Inc.? Watch their video and be amazed.
Obviously these privileged Cubans expected to be treated as foreigners, but the apartheid snake reared up and bit their superior fondillos. Aaaah. Comemierdas. Socialist social justice. Watch out! Next thing you know, you’ll be sharing a prison cell with a July 11 protester.
Loosely translated from CiberCuba
An Argentine tourist denounced the terrible experience she had last year in a five-star hotel in Varadero, which she described as “Hell in Paradise.”
The woman stayed with her family at the Meliá Peninsula Varadero in September, a five-day stay in which the only good thing was the sea.
“I have never had such a bad time in a hotel in my life, 5* and all inclusive do not exist! Everything, absolutely everything is bad,” she wrote on TripAdvisor.
According to what she said, neither the telephone, nor the television, nor the safe worked in the room, and for everything she needed she had to walk about 800 meters to the reception.
“You have to put the towels to dry in the sun and you use them until they hopefully change one; the beach towels were the same the five days we were there. The food is vomitous, flies, black birds and cockroaches They accompany you everywhere, without forgetting the rats…”, he described.
The woman reported that the paths she had to take to return to the room were dark at night, and that’s why her brother-in-law hurt two toes on one foot, “because you can’t see where you’re walking and he tripped over a slope.” “.
“In front of the drinks bar there is a huge fountain with rotten water that prevents you from staying there to enjoy your drink. I don’t have enough characters to describe this disgusting hotel!” She pointed out.
As for the food, she claimed that she only ate pineapple slices and some donuts that a girl named Jenny fried for breakfast, which was the only good thing, besides the sea.
“Everything else makes you nauseous and the flies sit on all the food in quantities. I can’t understand how some passengers could have had a good time in this disaster of a hotel! I know a lot of hotels in the Caribbean and this is something that I never imagined!” he concluded.
As advice to other users, she said not to think about booking at the Meliá Peninsula. “They are going to have a very bad time!” She stated.
No doubt Castronoid marketing is deceptive and misleading, but a lot of people are just stupid.
I think those Cubans are probably Yo-Yos. No way would that regime let in an ordinary Cuban, even with Diaspora money.
I think those Cubans are probably Yo-Yos. No way would that regime let in an ordinary Cuban, even with Diaspora money.