From our Bureau of Socialist Crime Prevention with some assistance from our Bureau of Distressing News for Apartheid-Loving Canadians and Europeans
It has taken a while for this to happen, but some nations are recognizing the fact that crime has increased alarmingly in Castrogonia and it is therefore fairly dangerous to travel to the communist hellhole. The U.S. is making this observation official by issuing a level two travel alert, recommending that all travelers to Castrogonia exercise “increased caution.” Level three is “reconsider travel”; level four is “do not travel.” Poor Canadians. Their dream holidays now have a higher chance of turning into nightmares.
Tellingly, this advisory was issued eleven days ago, but has yet to be mentioned by the world’s news media.
From the U.S. Department of State
Cuba, Level Two: Exercise increased caution in Cuba due to crime.
Country Summary: Petty crime is a threat for tourists in Cuba. Also, violent crime, including armed robbery and homicide, sometimes occurs in Cuba.
Travel outside of the Havana area for U.S. Embassy employees requires a special notification process which may affect the Embassy’s ability to provide emergency assistance to U.S. citizens in Cuba.
Read the country information page for additional information on travel to Cuba.
If you decide to travel to Cuba:
- Be aware of your surroundings.
- Do not physically resist any robbery attempt.
- Do not display signs of wealth, such as wearing expensive watches or jewelry.
- Enroll in the Smart Traveler Enrollment Program (STEP) to receive Alerts and make it easier to locate you in an emergency.
U.S. citizens should always exercise caution when traveling abroad:
- Follow the Department of State on Facebook and Twitter.
- Review the Country Security Report for Cuba.
- Prepare a contingency plan for emergency situations. Review the Traveler’s Checklist.
“Do not display signs of wealth”
That is funny since ANY tourist stands out in Cuba. I guess you could go buy Salvation Army attire. The outfits should not match. Do not shave, and do not cut your hair before your trip to Cuba. Also don’t use soap or shampoo when you take a bath. The scent will indicate your a rich tourist. (Tourist = Rich) No make-up. Also, do not drive or rent an auto. Many of the assaults happen when roads are blocked by logs. Do not carry a water bottle or a backpack. THEN you will not be displaying signs of wealth. ENJOY YOUR VACATION !