From our Bureau of Panicked Latrine American Parasites with some assistance from our Bureau of Lauzanosophy
Citing “problems with the banks in Cuba,” Two Western Union sources have said that their company won’t be able to resume its remittance-sending services to Cuba until April. Remittance sending was shut down by Western Union on February 1, and it has begun to refund the undeliverable money to its senders. This hitch in the money flow verges on catastrophic for Cuban families that have come to depend on remittances for their survival. The lost cashflow will also hurt Castro, Inc., since it depends on the “commissions” it charges for every money transfer. It is no secret that Castro, Inc. depends on remittances to keep its repressive and exploitative ministries well-fed, as brilliantly depicted by Lauzan in the cartoon above.
But never mind the bastards at Castro, Inc. Any suffering this causes them is well-deserved. Those most adversely affected will be those parasitic Cubans who have grown accustomed to buying their necessities at hard-currency dollar and euro stores, where there tend to be no shortages. Ay, mami. Tremendo rollo. What a mess. Western Union is not the only agency that sends money to Cuba, but it has long been the preferred conduit. Stay tuned. Let’s see what happens as a result of this additional blow to the Cuban people and to Castro, Inc..
From Havana Times
Western Union plans to resume the remittance service to Cuba on April 1. That is the date they gave to 14ymedio in calls to two offices in the United States. The employees did not know how to answer why it will take so many months to restore the transfers. “There are problems with the banks in Cuba, and that has caused us to stop sending money; they are still working to solve the problems,” they said.
The Metropolitan Bank made public on Tuesday a statement that alludes to the suspension of remittance services, but without details. “If you have been sent money (from abroad) through a remittance agency, we suggest you contact Fincimex, an agency that manages that service in Cuba,” reads the short text disseminated on their social networks.
Last Thursday, the same banking institution warned of “technical difficulties that affect branch services and those associated with technological payment channels,” without referring to transfers from abroad.
These cannot be done, as this newspaper verified, at least as of January 29, although some comments on the bank’s Facebook post this Tuesday allude to the impossibility of doing them earlier.
On Wednesday the 31st, a day before the main economic measures agreed by the Government last December came into force, the authorities decided to cancel them. The reason given was “a cybersecurity incident in computer systems for the selling of fuel, whose origin has been identified in a virus from abroad.”
The widespread suspicion about the hacking, which, according to official sources, has affected the marketing system of Cimex, a corporation belonging to the Gaesa military conglomerate, increased among Cubans when the Minister of Economy, Alejandro Gil Fernández, was dismissed last Friday.
Although at Western Union they provide a clear date to normalize remittances, the same does not happen with Fincimex. By telephone, an employee of the state financial system told this newspaper that “work is still being done on the breakdown but there is nothing yet.”
Banking and socialism does not mix. Banking is exact even when they are stealing. Cuba’s style stealing is too crude. Most likely things have not been adding up properly due to the government skimming too much. They should know better. Everyone in Cuba knows how to steal. Not too much and not too little.