From our Bureau of Very Responsible Journalism with some assistance from our brand new Hail, Britannia! Bureau
These stories should get your blood boiling, you Latins! As it turns out, The Daily Mail is often full of news reports from Latrine America that might interest Babalu readers. So, let’s try out this new feature. Click on the headlines below to read fascinating stories that reveal the full horror of Latrine American behavior. If you’ve had trouble up to now understanding what it means to be Latrine American, our new feature should help you get a better sense of what is meant by this descriptive term.
And please take some time to reflect on the last headline on this list. Yes, it’s a story from the U.S., and it is arguably as Latrine American as any of the other stories on this post from south of the U.S. border. Latrinity is a term in full compliance with Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion policies.
Honduran ex-president on trial in US accused of drugs trafficking
Mexican police confirm grisly gang video showing bodies kicked, burned and shot
El Salvador opposition requests repeat election for congress after irregularities in vote count
Ah, even more reasons to reject being grouped with “Latins.” Solavaya.